Random Story III
Slaryka was sure this would be a bad day. Yes, veeerrry bad indeed, he said to himself. Yaltrax had done his job, but, in classic Yaltrax style, had created a bigger problem while solving one. He had driven off the Chilas invasion and killed all the invaders, but had endangered the rest of the base by blocking the doorway of the lab with a shelf. The test subject had the ability to absorb impact and use the energy to grow, like a Kraawa. And, last I checked, the primary response to a shelf being in one's way was to bash it repeatedly with one's shoulder until it gave.
The sound of huge impact against protosteel confirmed this theory. Slaryka increased the speed of his dash to make it to the doorway in time to restrain her, hoping he wasn't too…
Morons
Lego is run by morons.
I don't mean that maliciously, just in the sense that they are making dumb decisions. Like canceling Bionicle, duh.
I mean, they were run by smart people before, like when they made up Bionicle, duh, before 2010 when the Stars and Lego Ben 10 came out. But now they're idiots.
How are they idiots? First of all, they canceled Bionicle, which is just short of an apocalypse. Then they make Lego Universe super expensive. Really. $10.00 for a month, $40.00 for six months, and $90.00 for a year. How are any of us going to pay for it?
What usually is the case is that the amount of people that can afford it goes up when the price goes down. Duh. Then, eventually, there comes a point when you make the same profit, just by having lot…
Unreleased Images 7
I'm running out of intro lines.
Okay, I'll try. Here we go again, with Sidd revealing his newest epic pictures from the...Epic Picture Stash of Siddicus.
That was lame.
To make up for that, I come bearing images of awesomeness and editing/shooting tricks. As well as some really old pics from the Geezer Picture Dump...of Siddicus.
Too...lame...hurting...brain...
First, Varoak.
And some more Varoak Pics
Okay, now the MoC of that person Yaltrax was guarding in this post.
Yes, I know I said she was blue. I'll reveal the reason later. Right now, here's something I achieved while I was fiddling with her. I got her into an awesome pose, one that I was sure wouldn't stand up, and, guess what, it did.
And, to illustrate her powers, here's some forced perspe…
Unreleased Images 6
Yeesss. There's more.
I like to take pictures. (He said, as if no one knew that)
Anyway, feel free to get a glimpse of some more pictures of mine, including new pics of old characters, a remake of Kikanalo, and...other crud.
A picture of Yaltrax and Dastro-IX facing off, with Mark 9 charging his weapons. Yeah, it's awesome.
Tamrix in his original, non-mutant form.
Here's my rendition of a Kikanalo, more accurately colored to the movie, and with bigger forelegs, again, like the movie. As you can see, it can get into a four-legged pose quite easily.
A random MoC of a zombie/cyborg/thing.
A dog. My dad made it.
A random, apparently angry spider.
Bartha's warhammer.
I have more, but I'll leave them for the next issue.
Please comment if you like.
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Lego Universe
Oh, right. I have to handle this calmly. Darn.
Heck with it. YEEE-AHHH!!! OH! OH! OH! BOO-YAH! (Does Happy Lego Universe Dance) Lalalalalala! Pant...Pant (Falls on face)
Okay. I'm good now. In case any of you weren't aware, Lego Universe is available for pre-order. I'm so happy. It looks like a big improvement on Lego Network as far as social interaction goes, and is way more cool and engaging. I love the adorable little Lego Zombies! They're very cute!
One thing I noticed is that it's forty bucks. That's nice. I was expecting fifty, like most Wii games and Spore, so 20% discount on the expected is a nice surprise. Seeing as that may only be for pre-order, I'll have to order it soon. Whatever. It looks like I have till autumn anyway.
That's actua…