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Lord, Honorary Russian, Uncle, Honourary Asian, Bandwagon Extraordinaire, Administrator
Cahlk, Chalka, C33, Jack the Pumpkin Queen, Chalkathulu
Einar Chalk, Euthanasia Hivelord Death Bunny, Greyscale Scribe
Hacky Sack, LEGOs, Banhammer, Computer
Black, Orange, Deep Lilac
Depression, Sub-Par Creation
Being Depressed, Time Slip, Exiling, Computer Junk
Chalkaverse Industries, CBW Staff
Writer, Gamer, RWBY Nerd, Star Wars Nerd, Administrator, Information Technology Specialist
All my friendz <33
Either depressed or grumpy... or both
The Non-Existent Autobiography of some Guy Nobody has Heard of
"Fake You Out"
- "Oh, don't let all the joking around fool ya— I've got kind of a thing for killing."
- ―Henry introducing himself to Chrom, Fire Emblem: Awakening
- "We won't believe you are hopeless
Praying for you with tongues of fire
Look at me when I tell you
You were loved at your first breath"
- ―War of Ages, "Chaos Theory"
Oi, mate. I'm Chalk, though I also go by Einar. Because I'm too lazy to say much about myself (and wouldn't know how to), you won't find too much about me except things I like (and there's probably a bunch missing). Main thing is I'm an admin here, and I'm prepared to help you out, you just gotta ask :P.
Though this is probably outdated, please do not ask to be added. If I think you should be on here I'll get to it eventually.
- Hang 'Em High (Contest Entry)
- And Really Bad Eggs
- Journey by Five
- The Powers That Could Have Been
- Dawn and Dusk
- Station Ten
- Murk Town
To Be Filled In Later
The Favorites Section!
Find out what my favorite things are
so you can more effectively stalk me.
- Dark Matter
- Top Gear
- Transformers Beast Wars
- Transformers Prime
- Transformers Armada
- Doctor Who
- Star Wars
- Red Vs Blue
- The Flash
- Gotham (yes, I like Gotham, get over it)
- Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
- Marvel Cinematic Universe in general
- Phineas and Ferb
- Everybody Loves Raymond
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Justice League and Justice League Unlimited
- Young Justice
- Avatar: The Last Airbender
- Digimon Adventure 01
- Digimon Tamers
- Last Man Standing
- Various others that I'm too lazy to put.
- Probably most electronic genres.
- Sometimes rock
- Video Game OSTs
Bands and Artists
- Breaking Benjamin
- Andy Mineo
- Julian Smith
- Martin O'Donnel
- Project 86
- War of Ages
- TWENTY ØNE PILØTS
- Trip Lee
- Demon Hunter
- Halo Wars
- Halo Reach
- Halo Combat Evolved
- Halo 2
- Halo: ODST
- Halo 3
- Halo 4
- Injustice (Mobile)
- TESIV: Oblivion and TESV: Skyrim
- Star Wars Battlefront II
- Smash Bros
- Fire Emblem
- Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
- Fire Emblem Awakening
- Fire Emblem Fates
- Fire Emblem Heroes
- Mass Effect 2 (the only one I own in the series)
- Portal 2
- Lego games
- Gears of War
- Gears of War: Judgment
- Gears of War 1
- Gears of War 3
- Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor
- Fallout Shelter
- Many others that I'm too lazy to put.
- Lego Star Wars
- Lego Marvel Super Heroes
- Sets I Own
- Pohatu (2001)
- Gali Nuva (2002)
- Gahlok Va (2002)
- Nuju (2004)
- Toa Jaller (2006)
- Ehlek (2007)
- Toa Matoro (2007)
- Toa Hahli (2007)
- Toa Nuparu (2007)
- Mutran and Vican (2008)
- Kirop (2008)
- Gavla (2008)
- Radiak (2008)
- Photok (2008)
- Solek (2008)
- Tanma (2008)
- Bitil (2008)
- Chirox (2008)
- Antroz (2008)
- Toa Tahu (2008)
- Toa Pohatu (2008)
- Toa Kopaka (2008)
- Vorox (2009)
- Strakk (2009)
- Malum (2009)
- Zesk (2009)
- Metus (2009)
- Raanu (2009)
- Takanuva (2010)
- Tahu, Master of Fire (2015)
- Kopaka, Master of Ice (2015)
- Onua, Master of Earth (2015)
- Pohatu, Master of Stone (2015)
- Lewa, Master of Jungle (2015)
- Gali, Master of Water (2015)
- Protector of Fire (2015)
- Protector of Ice (2015)
- Protector of Earth (2015)
- Protector of Stone (2015)
- Protector of Jungle (2015)
- Protector of Water (2015)
- Lord of Skull Spiders (2015)
- Skull Basher (2015)
- Skull Slicer (2015)
- Skull Warrior (2015)
- Skull Scorpio (2015)
- Mask Maker vs Skull Grinder (2015)
- Tahu, Uniter of Fire (2016)
- Kopaka and Melum Unity Set (2016)
- Onua, Uniter of Earth (2016)
- Pohatu, Uniter of Stone (2016)
- Lewa, Uniter of Jungle (2016)
- Gali, Uniter of Water (2016)
- Terak, Creature of Earth (2016)
- Ketar, Creature of Stone (2016)
- Umarak the Hunter (2016)
- Favorite Characters (I'll probably forget to add some of them. Also, haven't read much so there won't be many.)
- Favorite Species
- Favorite Stories
- The Study of Insanity
- The Madness Series
Chalka, commonly considered to be my primary self-MOC, though he actually shares this spot with the next in the list.
Raumo, my other primary self-MOC.
Chahrak-Kal, my final self-MOC and my only Bohrok creation.
Groups and Awards
Awards I Gave Out When I Thought It Was Cool But It Isn't So I Don't Do It Anymore So Get Out
You have been deemed Brotaka by Chalka!
Chalka has deemed you on of his Brotakas! That means you're good friends. You should be proud because
the term Brotaka took a matter of seconds to come up with C33 doesn't become friends with just anyone!
What People Say About Chalk
- "Having met him several times on chat and seen his articles, Chalk's definitely a user who could use this power for good. That or horrible, horrible evil. Only time will tell, I guess."
- ―Echo 1
- "Literally one of the worst humans I've ever had the displeasure of encountering."
- C33's favorite color is purple.
- C33 is hungry.
- C33 appreciates constructive criticism for his writing and MOCing.
- C33 is a Christian.
- You will never see C33 cuss.
- C33 is slowly improving with his story making, so bear with him.
- BobTheDoctor27 coined C33's commonly seen phrase, "<chalkward silence>."
- Chalk33 joined the wiki on June 30th, 2013, making him over three years old.
- Chalk33 became a member of the CBW staff as a rollback on July 18th, 2015, though he had to vacate the position due to circumstances beyond his control.
- Chalk33 enjoys mass categorization projects, and particularly enjoys undergoing such tasks alone.
- Chalk33 has won Featured User twice.
- Chalk33 is related to Sir Isaac Newton.
- Chalk33 and ToaGonel had their first letter battle in chat on June 9th, 2016. It lasted from 8:49 PM to 9:52 PM.
- Chalk33 rejoined the staff as an administrator on July 25th, 2016.
- Chalk33 had 78 MOCs constructed the last time he counted.
Note: this list is incomplete
--Prepare to be Chalked... 33 times! 14:19, August 1, 2013 (UTC)
Talk 23:44, August 22, 2013 (UTC)
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