User blog:Starscream7/Wiki 2011 Prologue Part 1

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WIKI 2011

A Starscream7 Story

Date: April 8th, 2011 Location: The Custom Bionicles Wiki

Marked number four on the Top 10 largest fanon wikis’, Custom Bionicles (CBW) is the largest BIONICLE wiki in existence – housing nearly 8000 articles, 1100 users and a day that would change Wikia forever.

Our story begins with a user named ThatDevilGuy – nicknamed TDG. TDG is the leader of CBW’s first club … ThatDeviousClub. Sadly, more than half of its members were long inactive … and TDG looked back at the sorrow thoughts.

“If there was a chance they would return”, he began, “that would be a miracle. We need these guys to build up the activity around here anyway – and the users we’ve got now aren’t going to be able to help out forever.”

Meanwhile, I went over to one of the site’s interesting articles: Sarkanian. I left its creator, Baterra12102, a message on his blog post titled “Sarkanian upgrades!”

“That sure is a work of art, you know” I said.

“Well, six-thousand tons of protosteel and a big mouth full of a tooth memorabilia sure is going to catch an eye – more like eat the eye’s owner” replied Baterra.

“I wonder if that thing were to ever come to life” I said. “I mean, a rampage in Manhattan or Chicago or somewhere like that that would be Godzilla-related would be pretty awesome.”

“Well, some decades from now, we all might have the minds to make something like this in reality.”

“Yeah right,” I said. “It’d be flat-down Jurassic Park if I did that to the Biomechanical Dinosaurs.”

“Or it would be like Worm Food’s alien worm if I did it to Sarkanian” replied Baterra.

Puzzled, I looked at Baterra and asked “Worm Food? You mean the Nitrome game?”

“Well, Miniclip too – but you’ve got the hang of it” stated Baterra. Just than, another user joined the conversation – Toa Roden.

“I bet you than Roden can make Sarkanian into Toa Roden-bones!” he said with a grin outside of his computer.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“To tell you the truth,” began Baterra, “Roden would be Toa Roden-bones himself inside of Sarkanian.”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Roden quickly replied. “It’s just one of those jokes, I don’t make them up much, though.”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">I quickly attempted joining back in the talking. “So Roden; how’s Bioniclepedia going?”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“It’s going down … as in inactive down” he replied. “I mean, Bold Clone is really helping out a lot – but ever since WaterLord …”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Baterra cut in. “You mean Tuma55.”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“Yes,” said Toa Roden. “Ever since Tuma55 had made the WaterLord dupe and changed his characteristics so that we would suspect that he would be okay for a rollback, I guess that activity dropped a bit without him”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“I think he wanted to be in the community to be as close as a staff member as possible,” I said. “I think that Adrian monk also said that somebody’s planning to take over Bioniclepedia.”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“I heard” said Roden. “I’m guessing it’s Tuma55.

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">“That’s why I said it in the first place” I said. “Hey – I’m going to go over to Bioniclepedia now actually. I think that I’m going to …”

<p style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt">Suddenly, my comment was inserted randomly. I stared at my comment for three seconds – and than, in the blink of an eye, my comment was shown on my computer screen … followed by the screen going to CBW’s main page, than to my user page, to the Sarkanian page, Toa Roden’s and Baterra1202’s talk pages, and the BIONICLE: Universe (storyline) page. Afterwards, my computer screen went blue for five seconds – followed by the startling appearance of a green skull-like face concealing the entire screen, saying out loud and on the screen “YOU LOSE. EPIC FAIL.” Than, my computer exited out of all the windows. At this point, I unsteadily disregarded it, as I went to eat dinner. Yet I did wonder “What was that?”

<p style="text-align: right">''To Be Continued! ''

So, what do you think so far?

Characters so far
Me

Baterra1202

Toa Roden

ThatDevilGuy

Adrian monk (mentioned)

Bold Clone (mentioned)

Tuma55/WaterLord (mentioned)

"The Virus" (not mentioned by name)

Lord Starscream|Transformers: Dark of the Moon|(83 Days!) 20:24, April 8, 2011 (UTC)