User blog comment:Chicken Bond/Adminstrator!/@comment-453181-20100724021202

If I was an admin, I would protect all of my pages, and hack into a bureaucrat's account, and make myself a bureaucrat, and demote everyone else, and delete everyone's pages and protect them, and then my power would expand throughout the internet, and I would turn the internet into a machine that makes socks for kittens, and then I would turn the earth into a dancing banana, and turn the galaxy into a soup bowl, and then I'd turn the universe into a rabbit, and then I would put socks on the rabbit's ears, and....you get the point.

Happy administration, Chicken Bond!!