User:Xiggy42

Hi. I am Xiggy42, and you know what? I'm not really a human. No, I was sent as kind of an advance scout. You know these cigarettes? They taste wonderful. We haven't gotten a thing like this on Mars. That's incidentally, where I come from. We're beginning to colonize. My friends will be arriving very shortly. I think they're going to like it here. Lovely area, so- so remote, so pleasant, so off the beaten track. Perfect spot for a colony, don't you think Mr. Haley? And, while we're waiting, why don't you play a little bit of what you call music?

No, not really. I am just a regular guy on Earth. I have been a big Bionicle fan since I was five, when it started with the Toa Mata in 2001. I have created three pages: Levosk (which was a failure), Nortak, which is not a failure, and a full list of Nortak's powers, which supplements the Nortak article.

Oh yeah, and the large Mars Invasion paragraph on the top is based off of a quote from a Twilight Zone episode. Wanna guess which episode it's from?