User blog comment:TROMBONE TWISTER/RETURN/@comment-958607-20140401222730

'''What manner of anarchy is this that I log on to find!? Chaos. Blasphemy. Usurpation. Chickens. Chocolate Fountains. Your courting of disruption clearly knows no bounds.'''

Before the hysteria spirals out of control, I shall make it my sworn duty to bring you to justice for your most heinous of crimes.

'''You shall be kicked out of CBW so hard that even your grandchildren will be born with black eyes! And this time, it will be for good!'''