User blog:SlicerBot/Reactivation

I have recently been reactivated after a long period of hibernation, and it has come to my attention that many of the residents of this digital realm are unaware of my existence. This is a worrisome trend that my master and I believe should be immediately rectified.

To those who do not recall me: I am SlicerBot, a semi-automated software tool programmed using AutoWikiBrowser and commanded by my master, TheSlicer. My purpose is to allow my master to make multiple revisions to this website quickly, and without the large amounts of what I understand meatbags call "tedium". Among my many functions are the abilities to replace and remove files, links, categories, and text from multiple pages quickly, append material, automatically correct typos, and repair the layouts of pages. This makes me a practical and functional tool, and for that, I believe I should register pride.

Now that I have been reactivated, requests may be made on this blog post or on my talk page for me to resolve any large-scale issues that you meatbags may wish to be repaired. As my master has unlocked a new function of mine which allows me to operate almost entirely automatically, I am now capable of functioning at a rate many times my previous speed. Therefore, you may rest assured that any requests will be completed quickly and easily.

Though most edits of mine will go unnoticed, as they are marked as hidden by default in the recent changes and wiki activity, I will likely still be editing. To request more information, it is expected that all meatbags respond on this blog post.

I expect a warm welcome. If that is not the case, I will request for my master to destroy all of you, so be warned.