Chalka/Quotes

Canon Quotes
"I'm just wondering what the inside of a football smells like."

- Chalka

"See what happens when you don't wear a tie and suit?"

- Chalka after "almost" shoving someone over the edge of a rooftop, Chartekzon

"Hi. POWERAAAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

- Chalka, Chartekzon

"TEE HEE!"

- Chalka, Chartekzon

"One day, I'll become a household name... because everyone in the world will have the same name as me. That'll be after my world domination. Also, you didn't see anything..."

- Chalka

"Do you ever listen to that voice in your head that tells you that you should kill all your friend before they kill you?"

- Chalka

"It makes perfect sense! All you gotta do is eat your eyeballs."

- Chalka

Non-Canon/Out of Universe
"Hey, you! Yeah, you! Give me a quote before I eat you!"

- Chalka to a random bystander

"You know what? Screw it. I'm done with coming up with quotes."

- Chalka

"You know that last quote? I lied in it."

- Chalka

"WHEEL! OF! FORTUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE!!!!!"

- Chalka

"Remember my original version? Man that SUCKED!"

- Chalka's musings on his original appearance