User:CaptainLandr0ver/Winged female member's blog

the story of winged female member before she joined the order of matanui about her time on Powai nui. It is written by captainlandr0ver

chapter 1: Powai nui!!
Hi my named is winged female member. I got my name from the fact that i have winges and theat I am female. I had a name, but i forgot it and i forgot my past too so i am on a hunt for a search searching for my past to find out what happened to my friends. I remember one friend his name is arvos and he is Ta-mataoran. he is short but I love him and he hates me but still loves me back too but not in a romantic way romance is nont canon if u do romance ur dum!!!!!

so anyway I was flying across the matoran universe ione day and i saw a cool island so i landed on it. It was powai nui!!!! (arvose's island!!!?) and i loved it! it was like amata nui and metru nui which i had been to before but it was way cooller because it had vo-matoran! which are the best matoran (fun fact captainl andr0ver's self-moc is a Vo-matoran and its oKEY FOR HIS SELFMOC TO BE A GIRL SHUT UP KAYDEN FROM MS HAYS CLASS IM NOT A WUSS FOR HAVING A GIRL SELF MOC) and all of the other matoran are like the matoran on mata and mettru nui but they are cooler and they're like rustic and stuff and they're not prepz

chapter 2: The Matoran
first i stopped by the lematoran who were hanging aout and playing music and stuff. then I met the Ga-matoran and they were also playing music but they didn't like the le-matoran music and the lematoran didn't like their music so they were ANGERY!!! its fun to eat popcorn :^) while i watch them fight

Then I stopped by the onu matoran and flew into their caves and they were doing science stuff with the ko-matoran who were also in the caves with them. They needed someone really cool and awesome for an experiment to test out a thing so i volunteered! and the experiemnt was succes!

then i went to the vo-matoran where they were doing grown-up things like business and politics and engaged in such activities as establishing extreme capitalism that stole from the lower classes to feed the corporate fatcats at top and rigging elections through collusion with other countries and extensive gerrymandering that disadvantages all those who dare vote against them

finally I went to see the po-matoran and they were engineering things!!! and they made a realy cool suit that shoot missiles and stuff but they wouldn't let me try it out because theyre mean And then I finaly went to the ta-matoran and there was Arvos!!

"Well, I didn't think you'd care..." he said. "I mean, you didn't come looking for me, so—"

what???" I yeled. "Of course i came looking for you!?"

"Well," Arvos said, "I saw something. A Matoran, I— I think..."

"Of course, silly!" I said. "there's matoran evrywhere!

"It's not hot enough for mirages," replied Arvos.

What was he saying??? o_0

"Help me I'm stuck repeating my lines from the first chapter of the feral plains/volume i which you should read and pls give money to the author because cap needs fuel for the car he lives in to escape from the rural town in Arizona he is stranded in and also because cap is running out of ideas"

Chapter 3: Optimums PrimE from Transformers Animated is in love with me??? 0_o
To be written!!!

Chapter 4: Optimus Prime from Transformers Prime Establishes Communism on Powai Nui to Solve its Sociopolitical Issues
Also to be written!!!!

Chapter 5: All Mentions of Politics are Removed From the Story Because Politics are Not Allowed on the Wiki
The prior jokes about capitalism and communism are purely ironic and are not meant to be taken as serious statements made toward or against the two systems of government. Please do not sue.

-Cap

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TO B e! writtEn!!!!?

Characters

 * 1) Winged female member
 * Arvos
 * more!!!

Trivia

 * this is cap's first story!!!