User:Sidorak12814



"That joke was not funny. You're insensitive, Dogbert." "Well, here we go with the 'Insensitive Dog Bashing!' Is it my fault I was born without the ability to sense the feelings of others? Oh, sure, I wish I could be like you. Somehow you know exactly what it feels like the be a different gender, race, lifestyle, or body. But I'm insensitive. All I know is how I feel!! And I'm proud of it! But you'd understand that, if you weren't insensitive about insensitivity!!" "When you put it like that, I feel kinda bad." "Who cares?"

- Dilbert and Dogbert

Basic Info
Sidorak12814 is a Custom BIONICLE Wiki Editor. He is the originator and co-author of the Altronia Continuity, co-creator and author of The Spiffy Chronicles, and co-author of Baterra Magna. He also thinks he's funny.

Contact

 * Leave me something on my talk page, because I check it often. Primary Choice
 * I can also be contacted on the Lego Message Boards, since I am active there as well.
 * You could, in theory, contact me on My Lego Network, but I only spend an average of one minute per month on there, just to clean my mailbox.
 * Also, if you see someone on Wi-Fi Brawl named "Sidd*" and has an avatar of a redheaded Mii with sunglasses, that's me. I will probably use Meta Knight.

Background
I am a total Bionicle fanatic, liking the sets since 2002 and making my own since 2005. Since then, I have seen Bionicle as being a near-perfect franchise, storyline combining science fiction, good vs. evil, and drama, and toyline combining action figures, LEGO, and ultimate customization. I may faint.

I usually have a lot to say, but I don't think of myself as talking too much. I think of myself as thinking too much and having to let my thoughts out of my mouth for fear of my head exploding.

That would hurt.

I am also mildly hyperactive, expressing my thoughts with frantic gestures often.

As I said, I actually originated the Altronia Continuity, but something of note is that Argh found Author's Hangout first, so it seems that he started his story first. I actually started my online story where I currently was, because I had decided to revise the back story, as I had written it at age10 and my grammar and style needed serious revision.

I have currently made over 100 custom Bionicle figures, but many were experimental and only some made it into the story. Keep in mind that I am counting those that I have since destroyed. I currently have about twenty intact. I like to make my story as canon as it can seem, not "changing" events from the main story, but using all fictional characters as the main cast. The canon story affects ours, but ours does not change events or facts in the canon.

Argh has been proven to be very awesome.

Birth of Username
Once upon a time I was trying to make an account for the Kanoka Club, thus, I could enter in my codes and get exclusive access to some animations I wanted to see.

It said: "Username: Try putting in your favorite Bionicle's name" or something similar. My favorite set at the time was Sidorak, so I put his name in. The thing didn't accept it, and said that I had to put some numbers at the end. It chose a random number as an example, which made the username in the sign-up form's username region "sidorak12814". I had capitalized it, but the server de-capitalized it somehow. I would have capitalized it, or gone with something else, but wouldn't you know it...

...it glitched up. It wouldn't let me change the name, and I was stuck with it. Since then I have used it for everything except email. No, I will not give out my email address!

Custom Bionicles
When I found CBWiki, I learned that Argh had been following the Hydros Chronicles there for some time, and was familiar with how the wiki worked. I joined and started putting up stub articles to reserve places for our characters, that we might improve their pages when we had more time. My pages are almost all finished and up to date.

One thing I need to stress is that we have actually released a lot of our character and location information for the first time on Custom Bionicles. Thus, when we begin posting transcripts here, you may get a lot of "revelations" to stuff you already know. Other stuff was added because Argh and I are revising our earlier stories, and have decided on better stuff that what we had.

Argh

 * We have been close acquaintances for years, and accomplished many Altronia Continuity-related stuff together.
 * He is awesome.

Czar

 * We once met briefly, then he started coming to my church, and we are in closer touch.
 * He has the biggest BIONICLE collection I've ever seen, with almost every set built and on display on his shelves, with multiple extras of most of them.
 * He is awesome.

My younger sister

 * She is annoying sometimes, but, hey, what little sibling isn't? As with most siblings, you can't live with her, you can't live without her.
 * She was an inspiration for Fajaku's personality.
 * She goes by Luxorgirl on Webkinz. That is a reference to the PC game, which she kicks butt at, not the city in Egypt.
 * One of her Webkinz got its head stuck, and we were forced to behead it to get it out.

My twin cousins

 * The two minute-older of which was the originator of Rohko's basic design, while the younger was just ticked that he had not thought of that first, so he made his own version, which had no place in the story.
 * They share the username SpineSpark on Spore.
 * They are both on Club Penguin. The younger goes by CraZpenguin, but the older's username escapes me.
 * For some reason, the older is also on Webkinz. I don't know why. I suspect insanity by boredom.

Kglfdo

 * He is an acquaintance from school, an extremely loyal Trekkie and Spore creator. The above username is his on Spore and FunOrb, as well as many more.
 * He often appears bored, but that's just his eyes. He's actually quite expressive, and unique in many ways.
 * He enjoys instrumental music, preferably performed by a ten-piece orchestra.
 * He and computers don't often get along, especially when the computer is slow.
 * He is very humble and not often the confident sort.
 * Still, he is extremely competitive. He even "punished" himself and Sidd from playing Spore after they lost a Robofest competition.
 * He made up a trick (though he is unlikely to be the only one to have thought this up) in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes's multiplayer mode where he entices his opponent to chase him while he is in Morph Ball form, then enters one of the electro-cannons, with his opponent running into it and, due to the energy surge as the cannon fires, dying instantly. He also accidentally shot himself from a cannon at somebody and killed them instantly that way.
 * Check out his website here.

Legos3442

 * He is a major Spore fan, but also enjoys Star Wars Battlefront, Call of Duty, and other similar games. The above username is his on Spore, while Zama42 is his name on Battlefront.
 * He likes explosions.

Tim time5/Varon

 * I tend to only refer to him as "Timetime5", even though he has several other usernames across the Net. Varon is his name on Webs.com, Timtime5 is his on Runescape. He has others, like Mr.Pez and Deathonafishstick, that are far more amusing as well.
 * Since Sidd called him "TimeTime5" here all the time, he felt pressured to make his name on CBWiki TimTime5. Sidd, in retrospect, sees how his friend made this conclusion, but really would have stopped calling him that if TimTime5 had chosen a different username. Regardless, this makes one of only a few times when TimT has called himself the same thing on more than one website.
 * He is often bored, spending much time on Runescape.
 * He is a self-confessed extremist. He told Sidd this at school when Sidd actually used to go to school.
 * He has ADHD, and holds to a hypothesis about how to use it to his advantage with sheer willpower. Sidd finds his theory very fascinating.
 * He has a fan-made Runescape guild.

00Dann0

 * He is TimTime 5's brother, but is quite different from him in many ways, and Sidd takes amusement from the sibling chemistry that exists between the two of them.
 * He takes an interest in bodybuilding.
 * He is a MAYJER Sonic the Hedgehog fan.
 * He also likes video games in general, taking much pride in his skill in playing them.
 * He, like his brother, has ADHD, and believes that his tendency to focus on several things at once is a contributing factor for his video game skills. This makes sense, particularly when one applies this theory to a Smash Bros. match, especially one on a chaotic stage or one with a lot of players.

JR^23

 * Argh's older brother, he made up the Mask of Roadkill as a play on BIONICLE masks, teasing about the sheer number of them.
 * He isn't huge on Bionicle, but is still a nice guy, and is pretty funny.
 * He was the one who made up the function of the Roadkill mask wherein you eat the roadkill.
 * "23" is supposed to be an exponent, meaning you multiply "JR" times itself 23 times. As if that were possible, which is the joke.
 * He is a geek, and is proud of it.
 * Argh finds him somewhat annoying, as pretty much all siblings do.

Custom BIONICLE Clubs

 * I am a member of the Bionicle Legacy Club
 * I am a member of the BIONICLE Origins Club
 * I am a member of the Ignika League

Other Crud

 * I am on a few wikis, like:
 * Custom BIONICLE
 * Custom Hero Factory
 * SporeWiki
 * Marvel Database
 * Teletraan-1
 * I am a member of the Lego Club, under this username: sidorak12814
 * I am a member of BZPower, but I don't post there anymore.
 * I am a member of the SPORE community.
 * I am a member of Runescape, under Sid12814, but I long ago got bored of it. And Spore Galactic Adventures came out...

Music

 * The Echoing Green
 * Skillet
 * The Letter Black
 * Weird Al
 * Stryper
 * Code of Ethics
 * Other stuff, including
 * Whitecross
 * MercyMe
 * Casting Crowns
 * Kutless
 * Petra
 * U2

Other

 * BIONICLE
 * LEGO
 * SPORE
 * Mythbusters
 * Transformers
 * Star Wars
 * Marvel

Video Games

 * Metroid
 * Smash Bros.
 * Super Mario
 * Crash Bandicoot

Words/Phrases I like to Say

 * Antidisestablishmentarianism
 * Beer
 * Blob
 * Blowfish
 * Bubbles
 * Crud
 * Crumping
 * Doggonedest
 * Dude
 * Epicbass
 * Hole
 * Hyperbole
 * Mabobber
 * N00bish
 * Nova Beam
 * Psychopathic Cornball
 * Pudding
 * Pwn
 * Roadkill
 * Schwartz
 * Shominy
 * Slice
 * Spleen
 * Squish
 * Synecdoche
 * Uber

Abilities
I have high muscle density inherited from my father's side of my family. Thus, I have abnormal strength for someone of my age, height, and exercise routine (which is virtually nil).

I also have higher-than-average intelligence inherited from both my parents. This is something people tell me, not something I decided.

I am possessed of the ability to learn to do things well. It actually bugs me when I don't know how to do something, sometimes to the point where I am mildly obsessed about learning to do said thing. Here are some things I can do.
 * Write fiction
 * Use Wikitext
 * Build using BIONICLE parts
 * Take awesome pictures, even out of scale
 * Edit images to include energy blasts and eyes glowing
 * Draw pictures, usually with a simple comic-book like style, but sometimes more realistically
 * Vocalize
 * Make dozens of sound effects with my mouth or voice
 * Mimic the voice of other people and fictional characters, including
 * Carnage
 * Blitzwing
 * Syndrome (If I do my hair right I even look like him)
 * Tim Gunn
 * Inspector Clouseau
 * Neo Cortex
 * Watto
 * Gallaxhar
 * Vakama
 * Onewa
 * Teridax
 * Lewa
 * Fight well in Super Smash Bros. games
 * Play multiple musical instruments, particularly the guitar, but also the trumpet and piano
 * I have also dabbled in
 * Stopmotion animating
 * Painting
 * Sculpting
 * Acting, only obscurely, like voicing over a BIONICLE book as I read it or playing out the parts of a future story chapter to myself
 * Music video creation

Trivia

 * I have a minor website, which was really just a host site for a future project, which will be now put on Wikia, rendering the site useless.
 * I have posted about 1,000 story-related posts on LEGO's Messageboards, which I recently started doing again.
 * I am 16 years old.
 * I am possibly insane, which I can tell when I talk to myself and expect answers, as well as when I shout at inanimate objects because they aren't working. Then again, my dad does that, too. I don't know for sure of my sanity level, but Argh is very brave around me.
 * Zallirix is my favorite character to write about.
 * I like to be able to relate to my characters, so most of my characters have at least one of my traits, or that of someone I know, like my sister.
 * I like to shout "MY SPLEEN!!"
 * I like trivia.