User blog:TROMBONE TWISTER/RETURN

'''GREETINGS, FAIR DENIZENS (PEASANTS) OF THE CUSTOM TROMBONE WIKI. IT IS WITH TREMENDOUS JOY THAT I ANNOUNCE MY FORMAL RETURN TO THE WIKI.'''

'''INDEED, IT WAS BUT A YEAR AGO WHEN I FIRST AROSE FROM THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAINS OF AZARIA, FAR IN THE DEEP EAST OF ATLANTIS, WHEN I MADE THE APPROPRIATE REVISIONS TO THIS WIKI THAT I SAW FIT. AND NOW, MY TIME HAS COME AGAIN. THE TROMBONE OF IMMORTALITY HAS BEEN TWISTED BEYOND THE POINT OF PURE AND ULTIMATE TROMBONATION, AND THE FOURTH APPLE BARON HAS REMOVED MY SEAL. I AM FREE TO ROAM THE REALM OF MORTALS ONCE MORE, AND YOU ALL SHALL NOW KNOW THE TRUE EXTENT OF MY POWER AND FUR.'''

'''BEFORE I DEMONSTRATE MY POWER IN FULLEST, I WISH FOR YOU ALL TO KNOW THE STRUGGLES THAT I ENDURED IN MY TIME SPENT IN THE NETHERWORLD. I SPENT YEARS IN THAT INCESSANT PIT, BROODING WITH BUT THE COMPANY OF GOATS. I SPENT AN AMOUNT OF TIME IN THAT REALM BEYOND HUMAN COMPREHENSION, AND I CAN SAY THAT, WERE I NOT A FLAWLESS AND OMNIPOTENT FORCE, IT MAY WELL HAVE DRIVEN ME MAD. BUT I STAYED STRONG AS MY POWER BUILT TO ITS PEAK, CONSTRUCTING AND DEVISING A MOST DEVIOUS PLAN FOR MY RETURN. NO AMOUNT OF MORTAL MINDS COULD HAVE DISCOVERED IT. EVEN THE MOST GENIUS BEINGS OF THIS EARTH COMBINED COULD NOT HAVE DECIPHERED THE DATE FOR WHICH I PLANNED MY RESURRECTION. MY PLAN WAS SIMPLY TOO FLAWLESS, TOO INFALLIBLE. I WAITED AND WATCHED FROM THE SHADOWS AS MY ACOLYTES PREPARED FOR MY RETURN. AND NOW...'''

'''I HAVE RETURNED. I HAVE RETURNED AND MADE THE REVISIONS TO THIS REALM THAT I SAW FIT, AND ALL MORTALS SHALL KNOW TO FEAR ME. ARE YOU SCARED YET, HAVING SEEN THE HORRORS TO WHICH I HAVE SUBJECTED THIS WIKI ONCE BEFORE AND NOW AGAIN? DO YOU DOUBT MY INFERNAL POWER? IF ANY SEMBLANCE OF DOUBT STILL REMAINS HIDDEN IN THE CREVICES AND FISSURES OF YOUR PUNY MINDS, ALLOW ME TO DISPEL THAT DOUBT WITH THIS MOST TERRIFYING REVELATION AND DISPLAY OF MY ULTIMATE POWER: LOOK!BEHOLD!'''

This has been an official message from ~TROMBONE TWISTER~