User blog:BIONICLEToa/A Horrible New Year from Teridax!

Hello, everyone. This is Teridax speaking. I have taken over Mrcrackerpants' blog for today! (Mrcrackerpants... Really? That's the stupidest name I've ever heard!)

That's right. I'm in charge until further notice. So I wish everyone a HORRIBLE new year! And you know what my New Years resolution is? As it is every year: Triumph over the Toa and destroy Mata Nui!

Anyway, I hope you Matoran, Toa, and Turaga have a worthless time partying for another revolution around the Sun. But enjoy it as it lasts, because you'll all one day bow down to-

"HEY! What are you doing using my blog, Teridax! Get out of here, otherwise I'll use a Kanohi Avohkii against you!"

Uh-oh. Looks like I've got to scram! Bye bye, everyone. And remember, follow the three virtues: Deceit, Hate, and greed!