User blog:Toa 95/2,000 Edits!

Finally, after a few months here, I've made it to 1,000 edits! It's not as high as some of the other users here, but it's still a historic event in my life here.

Please comment, OR FACE BEING SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTED RIGHT NEXT TO THE DYNAMITE FACTORY, NUCLEAR BOMBS INC, AND AREA 51!

Me: Computer, how many more edits will I need to beat all the users here combined?

Computer: By scanning the contributions page for the other users, I can safely say the total reaches.......OVER 9000!

Me: SERIOUSLY!? 9000!?