User:BobTheDoctor27

"Fan girls, you can stop screaming for me now. I can hear you through the Internet."

- Matoro1 addressing his fan girls

Greetings! I am Matoro1! I also answer to the names: "BobTheDoctor27", "Matoro", "M1", "Spock", "him with the bladder problem", or "Mr. Matoro" - but only if you've been naughty. I have collected BIONICLEs since around 2001 but didn't actually become a fan until 2003ish. I am British but consider myself Dutch as I have spent 8 years of my life in Holland and I hate Britain.

Friends

 * User:Kingdonfin
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 * User:Bionicledude
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 * User:Makuta Kaper
 * User:Ansem The Awesome
 * User:OsmiuMap
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 * User:RandoMaster07
 * User:Toa Roden
 * User:ThatDevilGuy
 * User:Varkanax39
 * User:Echo 1
 * User:Carpe Diem Boys
 * YOU!

My Sites
I am also active on:
 * Bionicle Reviews Wiki - Site Leader (Check us out! We have Bionicle Contests, reviews, and we're a really friendly community!)
 * The Bionicle Wiki - 2nd in command... before becoming inactive
 * Extreme Bionicle Sets and Creations Wiki - 2nd in command (I'm sensing a pattern here...
 * Unbionicle Wiki - Bureaucrat
 * Custom Bionicle Wiki

Quotes
"You are pathetic. You’re weak, you’re worthless, and you’re an idiot. If it were my choice I’d snap your neck and throw you into the next pit we see – And I would enjoy doing so. But, if I harm you, then I get Therius crawling over my back. I’m sick of him and his ‘equality’. Maybe I’ll throw him into that pit with you. But until I get my way, just remember this. I eat pieces of Vorox dung like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of Vorox dung?"

- Kentis trying to threaten Tollubo.

"My vengeance will be long-winded and repetitive!"

- Matoro1's revenge

"To start off, I went back to school in August (unlike you damn lucky Americans! D:) and I've been up to my head in schoolwork. Actually, no, that's an understatement. I've been buried, crushed, then had my house covered in all manner of homework, coursework, exams, and drama scripts."

- Matoro1's views on homework and summer holidays

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 * Bob The  Doctor  27  We saved the O-Zone Layer, now let's save Bionicle Reviews Wiki!!!!

Trivia

 * Matoro1 always refers to himself in third person when writing in trivia sections.
 * Matoro1 has Asperger's syndrome.
 * If Matoro1 could have any of his characters canonized he would select either Turaga Vilnius or Glonor.
 * Matoro1 always refers to "ears" as "audio receptors" in his stories. Additionally most of his characters have blood, circuits, bones and are capable of crying. The reason for this change in official Matoran anatomy is to make his characters seem more realistic.
 * Matoro1 cannot spell the word unconscious for his life.
 * Despite being British, Matoro1 writes in American English.

Which of Matoro1's stories do you prefer? Ghosts of the Past Whispers in the Dark Frozen Calling