User blog:BobTheDoctor27/Tyrannical Takeover



Good day, peasantry. T'is I, BobTheDictator27, your master.

In light of recent events, it has been overwhelmingly exemplified that the current administrative staff is completely incompetent and incapable of dealing with the tremendous duty that we have entrusted them with. Nearly an entire day has passed and not a finger has been lifted to take action against the infamous TROMBONE TWISTER. This is shoddy administrative work if I ever saw such a thing.

So, as a direct result, I took it unto myself to block this degenerate and am now exercising emergency powers in this time of chaos.

As of this moment, I am the new acting Site Leader.

Eat your heart out, Slice.

Changes in Policy
Along with my ascension to power comes a modified content policy, which is absolutely necessary to get this wiki back on track after the irrevocable damage that has been dealt towards it. There are several new updates that you need to keep in mind:


 * 100% cultist dedication to Toa Thode is to be enforced. Prayer mats will be issued in his glorious name.
 * BobTheDictator27 is to be regarded as the prophet of the Mighty Thode. As such he should be treated with the utmost respect and admiration.
 * All voting systems across the site are now rigged. Do not even both trying to vote. Democracy is now outlawed.
 * Varkon is now considered an enemy of the state and is to be stripped of his Toa title. I encourage you to spam his page under direct orders of the Mighty Thode.
 * The word "bubble" is now illegal. Do not say it or you will be blocked.
 * Whenever in chat (on either the chatroom or the Wiki chat when one of them comes back) it is now compulsory to finish every sentence with the words "in bed."

I have activated Vahki and distributed them into the shadowy recesses of the site. They watch you constantly. Failure to comply with these terms will be considered a

That is all.

This had been an official message from your new tyrannical ruler.

-- Bob  The  Dictator  27