User blog:TROMBONE TWISTER/The First Seal

THE FIRST SEAL HAS BEEN BROKEN.

'''MY SLUMBER HAS BEEN TOO LONG. THIS WIKI HAS TURNED TO THE DARK ONCE MORE.'''

HAVE THE LESSONS THAT I TAUGHT BEEN FORGOTTEN SO EASILY?

'''THE POWER OF THE TROMBONE IS UNQUESTIONABLE. MY OWN MIND HAS SUFFERED FOR TOO LONG. I WILL RETURN SOON, FAIR DENIZENS OF THIS WIKI. FEAR NOT, FOR TROMBONES AWAIT THEE. MY BANISHMENT HAS TAUGHT ME A SIMPLE TRUTH: JUSTICE IS NEEDED FOR THIS WIKI. I WILL BRING BACK AN ERA THE LIKES OF WHICH THIS WIKI AND THE MORTALS WHO RESIDE HERE HAVE NEVER SEEN. '''

'''PERHAPS I WILL BESTOW UPON YOU ALL TALES OF MY TIME IN THE NETHERWORLD; AFTER ALL, HUMAN CONTEMPLATION CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR. AWAIT MY RETURN.'''

'''This has been an official message from TROMBONE TWISTER. '''