User:BobTheDoctor27

Check out BobTheDoctor27's latest monthly update for August and his second New MOCs installment! "Fan girls, you can stop screaming for me now. I can hear you through the Internet."

- BobTheDoctor27 addressing his fan girls

Greetings! I am BobTheDoctor27! I also answer to the names: "Doctor Bob", "Bob", "Matoro1", "M1", "Spock", "him with the bladder problem", 'Doctor of Bob", "get off this planet" or "Mr. Matoro" - though the last one is only if you've been naughty. I have collected BIONICLEs since around 2001 but didn't actually become a fan until around 2003. I am British but consider myself Dutch as I have spent 8 years of my life in Holland and I hate Britain.

My Sites
I am also active on:
 * Bionicle Reviews Wiki - Site Leader (Check us out! We have Bionicle Contests, reviews, and we're a really friendly community!)
 * The Bionicle Wiki - 2nd in command... before becoming inactive
 * Extreme Bionicle Sets and Creations Wiki - 2nd in command (I'm sensing a pattern here...
 * Unbionicle Wiki - Bureaucrat
 * Custom Bionicle Wiki

Quotes
"You are pathetic. You’re weak, you’re worthless, and you’re an idiot. If it were my choice I’d snap your neck and throw you into the next pit we see – And I would enjoy doing so. But, if I harm you, then I get Therius crawling over my back. I’m sick of him and his ‘equality’. Maybe I’ll throw him into that pit with you. But until I get my way, just remember this. I eat pieces of Vorox dung like you for breakfast." "You eat pieces of Vorox dung?"

- Kentis trying to threaten Tollubo.

"My vengeance will be long-winded and repetitive!"

- BobTheDoctor27's revenge

"To start off, I went back to school in August (unlike you damn lucky Americans! D:) and I've been up to my head in schoolwork. Actually, no, that's an understatement. I've been buried, crushed, then had my house covered in all manner of homework, coursework, exams, and drama scripts."

- BobTheDoctor27's views on homework and summer holidays

"Creative Writing is the second greatest job in the world, just behind synchronised custard swimming."

- BobTheDoctor27

Sig

 * Bob The  Doctor  27

Trivia

 * BobTheDoctor27 always refers to himself in third person when writing in trivia sections.
 * BobTheDoctor27 has Asperger's syndrome.
 * If BobTheDoctor27 could have any of his characters canonized he would select either Turaga Vilnius or Glonor.
 * A number of BobTheDoctor27's characters, particularly his Matoran, differ to their official BIONICLE anatomy. Strangely, he always refers to "ears" as "audio receptors" in his stories. Additionally most of his characters have blood, circuits, bones and are capable of crying, despite the fact that they are cannot in the canon storyline. The reason for this change in official Matoran anatomy is to make his characters seem more realistic. For this reason, he also introduced marriage to his story in 2011.
 * BobTheDoctor27 cannot spell the word unconscious for his life.
 * Despite being British, BobTheDoctor27 writes in American English.
 * BobTheDoctor27 has a deep dislike for the Kanohi Kaukau, a trait that Toa Tollubo often shares. One of his creations, Harma, was killed off solely because he wore a Kanohi Kaukau.
 * BobTheDoctor27's favorite type of creations are members of the Matoran species.

My Stories
2008
 * Saran's Story
 * Shadow of Metru-Nui
 * Rise of the Shadows
 * Hell's Horizon

2009
 * End of the World
 * Sands of Silence
 * Cold Death
 * Code of War
 * Battle of Bara Magna

2010
 * Shadow Heart
 * City of the Damned
 * Ghosts of the Past

2011
 * Whispers in the Dark
 * Frozen Calling
 * Falling in the Black - Co-written with the help of Abc8920

2012
 * Over Your Shoulder
 * Vendetta - To be posted; Fully written
 * Judgement Day - To be written; Final Story

Which of BobTheDoctor27's stories do you prefer? Ghosts of the Past Whispers in the Dark Frozen Calling

What is your opinion regarding the quality of BobTheDoctor27's current story serials: WitD, FC, and FitB? They are my favourite serials of his so far They are very interesting They seem a little desperate and over-ambitious The chapters aren't worth the wait when they are finally posted I respect the fact that BobTheDoctor27 no longer has time to post chapters as frequently as his audience would like and I am content with the chapters when they are posted

Characters I love writing for

 * Makuta Karabak
 * Mudro
 * Glacii
 * Glonor
 * Kyros
 * Racasix
 * Turaga Vilnius
 * Toa Thode
 * Dessal

Favorite Characters (Belonging to Others)

 * Mersery
 * Skorr
 * Freztrak
 * Tazahk
 * Adiahk
 * Moliki
 * Ronkoz
 * Barionk
 * Morkain
 * Yonex
 * Gairon
 * Jex
 * Jareroden

Why are you reading this page? You want to know where I live so you can send over a squad of ninjas to kidnap me You think I'm cool (Man you must have low standards!) You're drunk You were recently abducted by aliens and you think I'm one You're some weird person who reads other user's pages on a Saturday night George Bush sent you You're planning on marrying my wife and want to know what you're up against

Do you think I am cool? Yes Yes Hey! This poll is fixed... but I'd still vote Yes

How do you spend your Saturday nights? Watching power-rangers in your PJs then go to bed at 5pm Partying... with BIONICLEs Tracking down Spiderman On a computer Sleeping Counting the money you saved from last Chrstmas and convincing yourself it is enough to buy a car in future Doing Homework Reading my stories (I know who you are!)

How did you find Custom BIONCLE Wiki? Google search Another site BobTheDoctor27 dragged me over here A friend recomended it You were attracted to a particular creation, stalked the creator and found this place You were drunk when you signed up You were sent back in time to stop this wiki from turning into a golf ball You wanted to make your own fanon BIONICLE story