User blog:Jefforyduck/You can't kill a god

Yo.

As you can see, I'm not dead. Luekemioneseitis syndrome has only been known to kill 9 out of 10 victims.

So here's the dealio, my computer was stolen by magical time-travelling pants. They also forgot to flush and left the milk carton in the fridge after emptying it. Quite rude creatures, these pants.

I proceeded to follow them on my microscopic theraputic epic-leptic turtle named Eyet. Along the way I met an old unwise drawer who gifted me with some aviator sunglasses with rubber bands crossing over the lenses, making an 'x' over each eye. I though they looked pretty tight. But the pants thought I looked like a dork. The glasses I was granted began to glow, and I felt a surge of power run through my intestines. It was spicy as it entered my mouth. I released my energy and the pants went into a luekemioneseitic fit, leaving their middle toes permanently paralized.

I managed to retreive my computer from the wreckage and traveled home by slingshot. Unfortunatley, the pants had removed the AAD function and sterilization drivesfrom my computer and ate cookies over the hard drive, making it all crummy. So now I am reduced to using my mom's tablet every now-and-then. True story. But yeah, I'm gonna have to be a little inactive, I also managed to make about 300+ pictures all composed of motivaters, some 30+ mocs, and a couple of videos. So when do manage to get mycomputer ridden of pant crumbs and get new thingies for it, I'll get those 300 photos in and shove them all down your throat in one blog post. Oh, aint I just a stinker? P.S. RANNOK GOT A SICK REVAMP.