Chronicles from the Peanut Butter Underground

This is a sequel to MarioGalaxy2433g5's (MG's) comedy on Wiki Metru Forums from a long time ago. Unlike most stories, this story doesn't take place IN the BIONICLE Universe. Instead, it takes place in reality, where BIONICLE sets come to life when nobody is looking. Basically it is Toy Story meets BIONICLE meets MG's apparent insanity. Link to prequel in the infobox and at the bottom. It helps to read the prequel despite its occassional mediocrity. As a note, it was written with WMF in mind.

PROLOGUE
If you can remember from like almost 2 years ago, you would know that BIONICLE sets come to life when you aren’t there, like it is a Toy Story rip off. A group of BIONICLE sets: Icarax, Atakus (that one loser nobody likes and had his paint removed), Axonn, Takanuva 08, Ackar (formerly known as that summer 2009 set who could not be named, #@%*, and *@#$), Pohatu Mistika with Rockoh T3, the awesome Toa Inika Hahli, the awesome Matoran Chronicler Hahli (ME!!!1!!ONE!!11!!!ELEVEN!!!!!), Tuma, a Skrall (09), Stronius, and your face; was exposed by Bobby the world renowned thief, AKA “The Creator”. However, Bobby got caught and was sent to prison. His BIONICLE sets escaped to the sewers where they started to smell like pee, and formed the Peanut Butter Underground, a group of said BIONICLE sets who are living on their own (though I still like the sound of the Hahli Underground better). We haven’t really been doing much of anything in the past year. But now…

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS ARE LEAVING ME?!?” Atakus yelled, almost waking up a random hobo around the corner. “Look, you’re annoying, and we can’t push you off the shelf anymore because… well, there isn’t a shelf anymore,” Axonn replied. Atakus then turned to Tuma and said “Even you… you’re leaving me too? I thought I was your loser servant?” Tuma said “Not only were you my loser servant, you were also my annoying loser servant!”

It seems the Peanut Butter Underground was going its separate ways. Grab boxes of tissues and all that stuff.

Then the awesome Matoran Hahli suggested “Maybe we should meet again after a couple months… with the exception of Atakus of course.” Then the disrespectful Takanuva said “That’s… actually not a bad idea for once. You aren’t totally useless after all.” Icarax said “I will make sure Atakus be back… personally.” Then Ackar said… “So, who is going with who?”

“I WANNA BE WITH BIG HAHLI!” The awesome Matoran Hahli said. The awesome Toa Hahli said to herself “Was I really that annoying and egotistical as a Matoran?”

Tuma said “You know my group: me, Skrall, Stronius, and me. That’s four, so we no longer have room for Atakus.” Skrall shrugged.

Axonn said, “I’ll go with Icarax, we were almost always the ones to push Atakus off the shelf.” Icarax said “That’s liveable I guess.”

Pohatu said he was going with Takanuva. So he could fetch the paint remover that isn’t really necessary anymore. Suddenly it was noticed that it wasn’t directly quoted for once.

“So who does that leave me with?” Ackar asked. “Well, nobody I guess. You were always sorta just there. Though you were usually on the shelf with me, and Icarax, you really don’t fit with us,” Axonn said. “RACIST!” Ackar suddenly accused Axonn. Everyone went O_O. “IT’S BECAUSE I’M GLATORIAN ISN’T IT?” Ackar continued. “FINE, I’LL BE BY MYSELF! JERKS!” Takanuva said, “Can we please hurry this up? The faster I stop seeing random pieces of poop float by, the better.” Then he glanced at Atakus. “And stop seeing Atakus at all.” He added. “WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME SO MUCH?!?” Atakus cried.

And so… the Peanut Butter Underground went separate for a time. And Icarax dealt with Atakus by tying him to the landing gear of an airplane. “NO!!!!!” Atakus yelled. “Farvel, as they say in Denmark, which is where you’re going and hopefully will never come back.” Icarax said almost in rejoice.

After a couple months the end of the prologue came.

END OF PART PROLOGUE!

Characters

 * Icarax
 * That loser, Atakus
 * Axonn
 * Takanuva (2008)
 * Ackar
 * Pohatu Mistika
 * The awesome Toa Hahli (Inika)
 * The awesome Matoran Chronicler Hahli
 * Tuma
 * Skrall (2009)
 * Stronius
 * Your face
 * Bobby, AKA the Creator