User:CaptainLandr0ver

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"I create content not just for people, but for myself."

- Colin Wyckoff/Kitty0706

Howdy, I'm CaptainLandr0ver. If you do so please, you may call me Cap or El Capitan. I'm a Bionicle fan who makes Bionicles and then writes things about my Bionicles, not unlike others on this Wiki. I am the creator of the Feral Saga, a storyline detailing some stuff that goes on in the Southern Islands. If you have any questions or complaints or whatever, go talk to me like a normal human fleshling.

Feral Things is basically the encyclopedia for the Feral Saga, a Saga guide, if you will. Logs is the Land of the Logs™, where I keep track of information about my stuff for whatever reason.

Origins
At a young age, I obtained a partially-built Nokama Hordika through undisclosed means. I would later find interest in the Toa Inika, and then the Barraki, and then the Toa Mahri. By 2008 I had been successfully integrated into the Cult of BIONICLE but was unaware that there was a fandom surrounding it until some time later.

I, as many BIONICLE fans, was shocked and saddened by the death of BIONICLE in 2010. I believe that around this time the character Lewok, a Toa of Air, was birthed from my mind. He was the son of Vakama and Nokama (look I didn't understand how Matoran worked back then) and he went on adventures I can no longer remember. He was soon followed by Detras, Salvina, Corduk, Wreshi, and Navahko, not in that order.

Discovery I
I was surprised when Hero Factory was introduced. At first, I was cynically resentful towards the line, but then I got into it and started collecting the sets, and that's really where my modern-day moccery skills developed. My acceptance of HF brought me to the odd community of Lego.com, and ultimately the Lego.com Gallery, a wonderful world of community-created stuff that doesn't fit in with other community-created stuff. I regularly posted mocs, dumb comics, and other weird things which I have neither the time nor patience to explain.

As soon as BIONICLE returned, I dropped HF like a Yoshi over a jump and began worshipping it. Once again, I posted mocs on the Gallery, did more dumb comics, etc.. I revived Lewok's team and updated the list of allies and enemies, adding more characters such as Tetradon, Maroona, Arvos, Mortarak, Drakah, and Omakah.

Discovery II
In early 2016 I discovered and began binge-reading the Bionicle Wiki (it hurt to type that), which simultaneously introduced me to the world of Wikias and re-lit my interest in Bionicle. Rediscovering and finally understanding the Bionicle Universe, I again ascended into the world of G1.

The beginning of the Summer of 2016 I decided it would be a good idea to write and upload a story. But, being me, I decided that it would actually be like a TV show, but if it were written. I decided that I would take five pictures (the max number of pictures which could be in a Gallery upload) and write an "episode" of a story and then upload it to see how people reacted. Needing a main cast, and not feeling like creating a large serving of entirely new mocs, I recreated Lewok's Team and renamed it after the island they would now defend: the Toa Powai. I took some pictures, wrote some things, and the first episode of The Feral Plains was complete.

Ascension
Throughout TFP 's odd writing and release, I discovered another BIONICLE-based Wikia called the Custom Bionicle Wiki. I didn't think much of it, until early 2017, when I decided that it wouldn't be a bad idea to make wiki pages for my creations to keep track of information about them. Everything from then on can be found on this wiki.

Stuff I Like

 * Bonkles (yeah real shocker)
 * RWBY (yeah real shocker)
 * My Hero Academia (thanks in whole to two particular dudes)
 * Historical fiction stuff (why I enjoy it baffles me)
 * Nature
 * Biology
 * Diseases (in an interested kind of way, not like I actually enjoy them)
 * Mountain Biking
 * Writing
 * Trebuchet MS
 * Music (who doesn't)

Musics I Like

 * Muse
 * Black Holes and Revelations
 * The Resistance
 * Origin of Symmetry
 * Nine Inch Nails
 * The Slip
 * Ghosts I-IV
 * Kasabian
 * Kasabian
 * 48:13
 * Velociraptor!
 * Mayhem (of the LapFox Trax label)
 * Blood Red Shoes
 * The White Stripes
 * The Glitch Mob
 * deadmau5

Stuff I Dun't Like

 * Centipedes
 * Angery humans
 * Centipedes
 * Normies
 * Centipedes
 * Life
 * Centipedes
 * Toxic communities
 * Centipedes
 * Writing
 * Centipedes
 * Hagfish
 * Centipedes

Reviews of CaptainLandr0ver
"There is no fool more hapless than cap"

- Also Chalk "i guess it's official. cap shops for panties"

- Bub "Cap I believed in you"

- Invader

Trivia

 * I am CPR certified.
 * The hexadecimal color codes I used for the blue and orange text on this page are palindromes of each other. Blue and orange are my two favorite colors, with orange being my more favorite of the two.
 * While writing this piece of trivia, Cap momentarily forgot that he was writing in the trivia section of his userpage and not one of his mainspace pages, and thus should have been writing in the first person and not in the third person. Of course, that does leave the question as to why this piece of trivia exists in the first place if it references nothing except itself. Cap prefers that you keep your mind on more important things, especially the problem at hand, which is the fact that Cap wrote this piece of trivia in the third person despite all of the other trivia pieces being in the first person. Other problems which Cap suggests you don't worry about include but are not limited to: why this piece of trivia is so long, why Cap tried to make a list of completely made-up problems pertaining to his piece of trivia when he can literally only think up one, why the sky is blue, why is the meaning of life, why is Gamora, and why are you still reading this you fatuous mooncalf.
 * It's time for you to leave.