User blog:Sidorak12814/Death of Natalie Breez

Once upon a time, me and Legos3442 were bored. We were profoundly bored.

I mean, we were incredibly bored, so bored, in fact, that we went to a local toy shop and bought Natalie Breez just to make her be destroyed.

It was fun.

First, a staple when Legos3442 pretends to torture toys he hates (He does that), strapping her to the fan.



Another thing was, she was cooked up by some Ewoks, to make up for the time they missed out on Roast Artoo...



Soon after, the little fluffballs realized she was moderately fireproof, so,after mugging for the camera, they had a troll try to gore her.



Then an Anglerfish randomly got stuck on her head. How it got to the Forest Moon of Endor remains a mystery...



Then, as opposed to us, as we were now very unbored, Thunder was getting bored and decided to pull her leg off. Once done, he held it high and roared like some primitive beast.



And then an AT-ST stepped on her... The "Moon of Endor Treetop Village" theme quickly fading...



And, finally, as you know they would, as did Legos and I, the local Bionicle characters celebrate her inevitable total destruction, quickly followed by Reidak singing Karaoke.



No, I have no idea why Reidak would sing Karaoke. Please do not ask.

Sidorak 1  2  8  1  4  23:27, September 10, 2010 (UTC)