User:TROMBONE TWISTER



CBW is cattle, and I am the harvester. Your leaders have already fallen under my control, and I have already ascended to the height of political power here.

CBW IS CATTLE... AND I AM THE HARVESTER! YOUR LEADERS HAVE ALREADY FALLEN UNDER MY CONTROL, AND I HAVE ALREADY ASCENDED TO THE HEIGHT OF POLITICAL POWER ON THIS WIKI! I AM ETERNAL! I AM THE TROUSERS! I AM ! YOU WILL ALL FALL UNDER THE BANNER OF THE TROMBONE... or else you will die! AND NOW WE SHALL AWAIT THE RETURN OF THE FOURTH APPLE BARON! I AM PURE ElectroNcEFhalogram! I AM THE TRUTH YOU WILL FACE! SHAKESPEARE IS MY KIND AND JUSTICE IS THE COURSE OF THE UNIVERSE THROUGH THE LENSES OF A HAT WORN UPON THE HEAD OF A MAN TOO EASILY SLAIN BY JEDI! THIS IS MY LONG-TERM STRATEGY FOR THE WIKI! READ IT WELL:

''Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? Your gambols? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar?''